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Old 07-31-2002, 10:08 AM
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Default A couple of JBJ-jokes
I don't know if all of you have heard these but here comes...

Why doesn't Bill Clinton like Jon Bon Jovi?
- Because Jon has spent midnight in Chelsea.

Why doesn't Chelsea Clinton like Jon Bon Jovi?
-Because Jon has also been in bed of Roses.



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Old 06-12-2004, 10:10 PM
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I found this old topic. The first joke made me laugh!
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Chelsea Clinton... that would just make Jon damaged goods
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Chelsea Clinton... that would just make Jon damaged goods
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what was funny about them? i couldnt get it....
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what was funny about them? i couldnt get it....

I got the first one but not the second.
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what was funny about them? i couldnt get it....

I got the first one but not the second.

I got neither.
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what was funny about them? i couldnt get it....

I got the first one but not the second.

I got neither.


In bed of Roses / in Roses bed .. = in bed of/with a girl named Rose ....
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what was funny about them? i couldnt get it....

I got the first one but not the second.

I got neither.
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Old 06-14-2004, 04:43 PM
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I thought they were funny
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