LOL Yeah, me and Donald Trump. I'm such the entrepreneur.

(Of course, it took me a minute to figure out what you meant. We don't call them "flats" here. At least I didn't have to refer to my British slang dictionary.)

Seriously, though, someone must remember the advertising for HAND. The smirk would have been perfect on a flat, but I haven't seen a one on eBay. I'd have guessed that they stopped doing them, except that I found the Lost Highway one.