Anyone else on a Bon Jovi diet?

Yep, they post funny stuff and we may not laugh about it

whew! I was a little worried there


I am not judgemental about people trying to lose weight, but I don't think that anything compares to wanting to lose weight for a concert. This is simply utterly immature and pathetic.


Becky: You were saying how it might have been a good thing for you to have a support group at 13 so you didn't make those silly mistakes of opting not to eat, etc. Fact is, that all they are saying is that they 'take salads' and one might have mentioned working out. There is nothing in there that suggests TRUE support. Ie. NOT to fall prey to the diet industry and how to effectively and lose weight in a healthy manner. Therefore, you just can't compare it.

I don't think they are trying to lose weight to attract one of the band members ... there are enough available guys in the crowd for them. I do think they are trying to attract somebody though and I find that sad ... losing weight should be a personal choice for personal reasons. Not because you want to look good one evening out of 2 years.

Aloha !

Inspired by all this I wrote a new song on the melody of Lenny Kravitz' Again. I must say however that I didn't write this one alone and got some help from someone else, but he/she wishes to stay anonymous.

My Friends (on the melody of Again)
Written by Supersonic and ???

I’ve been eating too much
And now bon jovi goes on tour
Now I must really lose 10 pounds of more
So I think I’ll look good, just like before

All of my life
I struggled with weight
now I've started to fight it, right here on backstage
and if that they comes
that I'm slim again
You made me do it, Bon Jovi, my friends

I’ve been overweighted
I have the arse of a large pig
And I could never take a seat on someone’s chair
I’m just too fat, too big

All of my life
I struggled with weight
now I've started to fight it, right here on backstage
and if that day comes
that I'm slim again
You made me do it, Bon Jovi, my friends

Backstage is there for my heroes
But I can’t really see my toes
This losing weight is like ballet
My belly must be in the way

All of my life
I struggled with weight
now I've started to fight it, right here on backstage
and if that day comes
that I'm slim again
You made me do it, Bon Jovi, my friends

(all together now):
All of my life
I struggled with weight
now I've started to fight it, right here on backstage
and if that day comes
that I'm slim again
You made me do it, Bon Jovi, my friends

And ofcourse this song wouldn't be complete with a recording of it:

http://www.bonjovi-archives.com/ally...wnloadthis.mp3

Enjoy!

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Awesome song!

it sounds like it was Russ who helped u with the lyrics, all those pig comments, and the bacon rolls he has been eating every morning

Dawn

No it wasnt me Dawn but its a realy funny song Seb