Becky! I saw your reviews on the IMDB. That's hilarious! I was reading your review of Jon's new movie, and I was like "This is something Becky would say"..and then I looked up and saw the name and location of the writer..
So how have you been? Good? No? GREAT? That's cool! Do you like the new Bon Jovi album? You do? Alright

! Will you loan me 50 dollars? You will? Awesome!
With love for sale,
Captain Crash