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Old 04-24-2005, 08:04 PM
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Aloha !

Jon Bon Jovi has been focussing on his looks for a long time, and about how good he is by doing an article for Player magazine. This inspired me to write a song about how he is the one on the band pictures who looks the most like a poser. Silly boy.

Supersonic - I Am A Poser
(on the melody of Bed Of Roses)

Standing her washing and shaving
in front of the mirror
Trying hard to look as
a 20 year old, a silly stupid model
’cause the older I get
the more wrinkels show up
and those pics give me nightmares
they are all focussed on my hair
As I dream about movies
in which I play while I can’t act

I have become a silly old poser
for this shoot I will do The Smile © again
I want to be on the cover, I’m the person I’m loving
I have become a silly old poser

With the lights in my eyes, some make up and
lipstick on my lips
While the fotographer speaks
about how I should look while
I’m shaking my hips
And more of those things and I really believe
that I’m hot, and everything that means
something to me
And the truth is, a mirror, is all that I need

I have become a silly old poser
for this shoot I will do The Smile © again
I want to be on the cover, I’m the person I’m loving
I have become a silly old poser

Oh I know I’m a narcist but is it that strange
All those 40 year olds, they want to give me head
And I might have said yeah
but I thought of myself when I came

Now when I close my eyes
know that I’m thinking about me
while my mistress she calls me
to crack the wip one more time again
Tonight, I won’t be alone,
And you know that doesn’t
mean I’m not lonely. I’ve got nothing to prove to myself
that it’s me I defend

Edit: And no Sambo-Chris, this does not belong into the FAG forum.

Salaam Aleikum,
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Old 04-24-2005, 08:15 PM
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Gotta love the "The Smile ©" bit!

I had forgotten how hilarious your songs were, Seb! Thanks for the laugh!
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Old 04-24-2005, 08:16 PM
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You've spoilt all the fun and beauty in Bed Of Roses for me.
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Quote:
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You've spoilt all the fun and beauty in Bed Of Roses for me.
yep.
funny though.
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Old 04-24-2005, 10:43 PM
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Brilliant! Just brilliant!

Just as JBJ could write it, coz it's realistic

When are we all gonna 'have a nice day'?
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:52 AM
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Ah Seb, I have missed your songs Fantastic!

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Some good points - it's me I defend And a good laugh.

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Fantastic work Seb!
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great!!!!!! lol
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Old 04-25-2005, 10:35 AM
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If Backstagers see that, it's gonna be a war again
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