Best studio album
The Circle, although that's not saying much.

Best compilation album
TLFR!!!!!! No, the boxset, obviously.

Best overall song
Whole Lotta Leaving or Novocaine

Best rock song
Undivided

Best ballad
Mystery Train

Best B Side / Demo
Neurotica

Best DVD
No comment.

Best music video
They were all, without exception, ****ing terrible.

Best tour
Lost Highway.

Best individual show
Frankfurt 2008