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Old 11-22-2013, 05:11 AM
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So I'm making a video of me approaching girls using bon jovi pickup lines but I'm having trouble thinking of some bon jovi related pickup lines. If anyone has any ideas, feel free to comment below
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Old 11-22-2013, 06:34 AM
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You DON'T give love a bad name

This Ain't.... a love song but it is because you're nice looking.

I'm living on a prayer for you!

It's my life and you're hot.
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Old 11-22-2013, 08:27 AM
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You're so hot I would go all up in you even in your 'Blood on Blood' days...

'These arms are open all night', how bout them legs?...

Why don't we go back to my place and go 'The Distance' tonight?....
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Old 11-22-2013, 03:23 PM
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Hey, I'm Tommy. Would you be my Gina?
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Old 11-22-2013, 03:46 PM
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Lmfao thanks guys..I'm sure the blood on blood one will get me slapped in the face lol
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Old 11-22-2013, 03:54 PM
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Try saying in a creepy voice :

''If I was your mother
Would you let me hold your hand?
Would you say you were my baby?
Would you always be my friend? ''

Then watch them run away. Works everytime
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Old 11-23-2013, 01:21 AM
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Try saying in a creepy voice :

''If I was your mother
Would you let me hold your hand?
Would you say you were my baby?
Would you always be my friend? ''

Then watch them run away. Works everytime
DO IT!
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If you're ready and willing, I'm able...Well just about ANY lyric of Lay Your Hands On Me would work!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1v...ds-on-me_music
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So, you wanna have 'One Wild Night?'

Hey how about we take a ride through this 'Two Story Town' and maybe you could 'Stick to MY gun'!!

Wanna 'Bounce'?
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Old 11-23-2013, 12:15 PM
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And after all these pickup lines you throw on her terrified face "What about now?"
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