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Old 11-23-2013, 11:31 PM
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my penis is wanted dead or alive can i hide it inside of you
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Old 11-24-2013, 01:36 AM
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It's not going to be a Silent Night tonight.

And let's not forget how we could interpret

"Somebody take me to the C!"
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Old 11-24-2013, 01:37 AM
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Hey
You had me from hello
.....God that sucks
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Old 11-24-2013, 03:49 AM
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I Want You In These Arms tonight
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Old 11-24-2013, 05:52 AM
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"Somebody take me to the C!"
Bahahaha I think this is the winner.
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Old 11-24-2013, 07:13 AM
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Hey baby, I hear you got a nasty reputation when in a sticky situation .
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Old 11-24-2013, 09:36 AM
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Bahahaha I think this is the winner.
I'll accept my trophy via mail.
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Old 11-24-2013, 01:08 PM
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Hey,

the only american idol you need to see is standing right here!
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Old 11-24-2013, 06:37 PM
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Nobody said anything "Slippery When Wet" related yet?
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Old 11-25-2013, 01:56 PM
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"Somebody take me to the C!"
That one could end with "This D will get there".....
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