How's that for a catchy thread title

Actually I have been going through the old Jovi collection ripping 30 second samples of all the songs for a discography page (568 different songs so far with about 20-25 yet to track down) and I noticed for the first time how many songs have references to religion or prostitiution in them.
IE: hey god,welcome to whereever you are and prostitute, runaway
I thought maybe we could see how many of each type reference we can all find in Jovi songs. It's gotta be better than bickering like Stagers
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