LOL! But though Richie had to endure the public humiliation of effectively admitting he'd been a horny-as-a-brass-band chump, he healed his wounds with the salve of public sympathy he manufactured by standing up for himself. To top that, Jon would have to explain why he and his wife haven't moved heaven and earth to get Andersen fired.

They could easily have made things tough for the school by accusing Andersen of endangering/contributing to the delinquency of minor; pandering (U.S. legal-speak for pimping); or even facilitating statutory rape. Or did Andersen have their PERMISSION to supply underage Jesse with booze, nicotine, and hookers in a country that does NOT yet have official relations with the United States? Suppose he'd been arrested? Suppose he'd been attacked? Suppose he'd been held for ransom? And at the risk of sounding sexist, would Jon and Dot have allowed Stephanie to take such a trip?