I was thinking it was gonna be that silly Backstager sketch about how, on the first day, Jon turns up at your door and you have to chase him down and catch him, then you have Richie and Jon turn up at the door on the second day and have to catch them. Finally, you have <cough>Heather<cough> and Dorothea turn up at your door on the third day and you have to run for your life from them.

I'm glad it wasn't that.