Bon Jovi's Penis

"He sounds like he's got a brick dangling from his willy," Paul Lester later remarked of Jon Bon Jovi, "and a food-mixer making purée of his tonsils."
Perhaps Lester was onto something. "Man, if they could make me taller and give me a bigger dick, I'd be into it," Bon Jovi once confessed, and added on another occasion: "I'm hung like a schoolboy. You could cover it with a thimble and have room to spare!"

Saw this on a website earlier. Thought it was pretty funny!

Ryan