Dorothea's accident

He's probably gushing because Dot's blood was!

"Minor" injuries don't require 911, ambulance rides or stitches, of course. Most likely, they called for help because they couldn't stop the bleeding, and she was taken to the hospital most likely because the EMTs determined that she needed stitches. In which case, I don't think Jon's public thanks is out of line.

If the injury really was to her palm, a glass or a jar breaking in her hand certainly makes more sense than her misusing a knife. I knew I could count on the New York Post to scew up such a simple story -- thanks for not letting me down!

2 pages for this drivel? She cut herself cutting up onions. Everyone does it.

She read this board and wanted to Deep Cut The Knife!

Musta given the chef the day off....or the "Soul Kitchen" was closed. WTF is she cutting food up for?

Usually cutting onions is part of preparing a meal????

How drunk were you when you felt that this shitty pun needed to be in two threads?

And when did you decide that it was nearly enough? Please we want more puns. This forum needs them badly

It just so happens that through complete coincidence, it was fitting for both threads. Relax and smile, life is too short.

I contribute more information and rarities around here than most people so I deserve a good "pun" once in a while. A shitty topic deserves a shitty pun just like a shitty person deserves a shitty reply

You've leaked rarities / released them to the public, is that what you're saying? Or merely "I posted a Youtube link to an unreleased track"?

- I contribute rare information
- I've contributed songs to certain fans per request, mostly through PM
- I rarely post songs on YouTube - Although I should more.
Here is just one example of a fan here posting a song for me. If you read the comments, he gave me the credit:

- And I'm an active member which keeps this board alive - It's amazing how a thread such as the New Box Set Release could have over 30 thousand views and just under 300 posts.

Bottom line - If I throw in a Pun about the band, smile / grin and move on. I earned that right.

Now it's your turn! What have you done around here?