There's another one which goes something like this..

"Every day a man wakes up and every day a man who has
to pour himself a cup of coffee takes a good long hard look in
the mirror. Sometimes he don't like what he sees sometimes,
and sometimes he might see a man, sometimes he might
see a prince and sometimes he might see a bug.
and sometimes that pain in the ass bites when he's staring right back at you and says GOOD MORNING F*CKER! - it's another time
to go to work, you gotta earn that pay check,
you gotta slaaave in the hay, you don't know what your
gonna bring home, just a little bit of something in your life
of nothing, and there's a lot of broken hearts out there now baby, and I tell you what, it ain't getting any eeeeasier,
it can't get any haaarder...... Ooowww!!!!"

It's not exactly right as I had trouble trying to make out some of the words from the video I have, so if anyone knows how it should be, please feel free to correct it, thanx a lot.