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Old 09-18-2003, 12:01 AM
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hey this is my version of everyday in a comical way, let me knwo what u think
Everyweek

I used to be the kind of pie
who'd always let you sniff inside
I'd burn when i was overheated
I had nothing but a lot of rasbury
Thought i got it from a goosebury
In my pie theres no deep frying
Goodbye to all my tastyness
goodbye so long im on my way(into someones mouth)

I had enough of bakeing, heating, rolling, burning
Hear me when I say gonna eat my pie everyweek
I'm gonna turn the knob spread the butter on top
I aint hear to be gay gonna eat my pie everyweek

Fudge, everybody eating fudge
never gonna eat butter
makes you wonder how the world eats fudge
learning how to cook it right
learning how to prick the rice
take my shots while im still cooking

goodbye to all my yeastiness
goodbye for not so long im staying here

Ive had enough of pieing, imma gonna start making cookies
hear me when i say im gonna make a grate of cheese everyweek
Im gonna poke a pie spread my finger and spoil it
i aint here to be gay gonna give this pie an orgasm everyweek

Hit my ass, take ally mcbeal, i just made my self vince neil
there is something thats gonna get in my way
everyweek

Hiya, How are you, im talking to you

Ive had enough of pieing
piercing, scratching, killing
**** me when i say gonna eat my pie everyweek
im gonna touch a pie and spread these things and lie
i aint here to be gay gonna eat my pie
everyweek
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Old 09-18-2003, 12:07 AM
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Are you another alias of ArmHair? lol
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Old 09-18-2003, 12:46 AM
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Are you another alias of ArmHair? lol
actually this poem is pretty funny don't you think?
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:24 AM
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i like it... another riliiant invention from shot
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:39 AM
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Quite cute actually.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:39 AM
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LOL. Now you made me hungry.
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:29 AM
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you did a good job putting that one together
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Old 09-18-2003, 10:30 PM
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cute
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Old 09-18-2003, 10:59 PM
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No offense, but it's hardly difficult to change a few words, lol:

Mother mother tell your squirrels
That their nuts have just arrived
They have suffered from starvation
But now they'll eat by the ton

Father father please feed me
I haven't eaten anything today
I am hungrier than a tramp
Feed me
Feed your hungry son

Everybody needs some nuts for their lunch
(mother, mother)
Everybody needs some nuts for their tea
(please believe me)
Everybody's bitching
'cause they can't get enough
And it's hard to hold on
When there's no nuts for breakfast

Nuts: you know you've gotta' eat again soon
You got to buy some nuts
Nuts: don't let your hunger turn to hate
Right now we got to
Buy some nuts
Buy some nuts
Buy some nuts
Lord we got to buy some nuts

...and so on and so on
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:01 PM
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i'm sure the RSPCA need to monitor your relationship with squirrels.
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