No offense, but it's hardly difficult to change a few words, lol:

Mother mother tell your squirrels
That their nuts have just arrived
They have suffered from starvation
But now they'll eat by the ton

Father father please feed me
I haven't eaten anything today
I am hungrier than a tramp
Feed me
Feed your hungry son

Everybody needs some nuts for their lunch
(mother, mother)
Everybody needs some nuts for their tea
(please believe me)
Everybody's bitching
'cause they can't get enough
And it's hard to hold on
When there's no nuts for breakfast

Nuts: you know you've gotta' eat again soon
You got to buy some nuts
Nuts: don't let your hunger turn to hate
Right now we got to
Buy some nuts
Buy some nuts
Buy some nuts
Lord we got to buy some nuts

...and so on and so on