Favourite band-member

I voted for Dave! I love both (Dave and Richie) but at the moment David is my fave one..

Richie wins hands down, everytime. He's just too cool for the others to come anywhere near

David comes pretty close I rekon, then it'd be Tico. Then Hugh. Then Bobby. Then Lorenza. Then Jon Bon Jovi.

You, my ex-friend, are a disgrace.

Yes you are right, I am a disgrace - how could I forget Alec?! He goes inbetween Lorenza and Jon.

I bet he does.

Jon is the definition of beauty and sex. He breathes, pisses, shits Gold. He is God's gift to humankind.

Anything Jon can do, Richie can do better.

So he's a better asshole? He's better at failing? He's better at being not as good looking? YEAH! That's what I thought!

So? That makes Jon second best at everything, no one ever remembers second-best.

Jon is an asshole.

He pretends he was never part of the Glam scene. He wouldn't be here if they didn't open for Ratt back then.

He moved wheelchair people in the crowd to a different section to make way for his family and stupid friends.

He pretended to be a rude guy by punching Sebastian Bach.

He says 7800º Fahrenheit is terrible. An album which went Gold in 1985, better than the debut back then.

He wants popular opening acts, no matter if these bands have nothing to do with Bon Jovi.