A follow up to The Ticketmaster song (sent in the post this morning)

This is actually based on real events……

A couple of years ago I caught my ex-girlfriend at it with another guy, I gave him 10 seconds to get out of my sight, he tried to grab his clothes but I warned him he didn’t have time, so here is me chasing after a naked bloke through the streets of Newcastle. Anyway, the police pull me (I’m fully clothed).

I got my revenge a couple of years later though, so him on the last train home from the city centre, he had a pop at me, so put his head through the window on the door. He was hospitalised and I was arrested! However the twist comes that my ex-girlfriend got him to drop the charges!!!!!

So I lived as a free man and went to rock on at many more BJ gigs.

By the way, I’m not a violent person I just was hurt and annoyed at what happened, so if you ever meet me at a gig, don’t worry!!!!!


IT’S MY WIFE
(Sang to the tune of “its my life”)

I can’t believe what you’ve just started
I’ve caught u with my wife, I’m broken hearted
And I ain’t gonna let you off lightly
I’m gonna kill you cos I’m so angry

Cos its my wife
That you’ve been humping
And I’m gonna give you a thumping
I’m gonna leave you barely alive
It’s my wife
And my eyes don’t deceive me
I’m gonna give you till the count of three
Better get running if you wanna stay alive
Cos its my wife

Better get going cos I’m on your tail
Got my best sneakers on so I won’t fail
Haven’t got time to put your clothes on
Running naked showing off your tiny dong!

Cos its my wife
That you’ve been humping
And I’m gonna give you a thumping
I’m gonna leave you barely alive
It’s my wife
And my eyes don’t deceive me
I’m gonna give you till the count of three
Better get running if you wan stay alive
Cos its my wife

Better keep still while I’m holding you down
Did I just break your arm, good I’ll carry on…..

Cos its my wife
That you’ve been humping
And I’m gonna give you a thumping
I’m gonna leave you barely alive
It’s my wife
And my eyes don’t deceive me
I’m gonna give you till the count of three
Better get running if you wanna stay alive
Cos its my wife


PLUS


There are more songs to come…………


Take it easy Talkers

BON GEORDIE