funny answer on hisdaddy.com

I found this somewhere on the internet at http://www.hisdaddy.com/askjack/
I thought it was funny.
Soooomeee people...
:P
Though he sure knows a lot, even the other band members name hmmmm


Sent: Friday, September 20, 2002 3:39 PM

Dear Jack,

Why doesn't Jon Bon Jovi dump his wife and marry me?

xoxo
Billerica Babe

> Dear Billerica Babe,

Honestly I don't know. Any man would be blessed to have you on his arm, but if I had to guess he's probably afraid that if he left his wife Dorothea for you he'd have to pay a killing in child support for their 3 children (Stephanie, Jesse, and Jacob). Plus I'm sure he'd either have to give her the house in Jersey or at least sell it and split the profit.

And then where would poor Jon go?? You don't think Richie Sambora, Tico Torres, or Dave Bryan are going to put him up do you?? I don't know, maybe he'll have some luck with this new "Bounce" album due out in October, but I wouldn't bank on it. You can always drive to NJ, stalk him and find out for yourself.

Now if you really want a catch I hear C.C. DeVille of Poison fame is available. Good luck and if it doesn't pan out, let me know. I have a buddy in a barber shop quartet I can hook you up with.

Your truly,
Ask Jack!

*Editor's Note*
I'm really uncomfortable with Jack knowing that much about Bon Jovi

And there's the fact that Dorothea, being a karate instructor, would beat him so bad that no one would ever call him good looking again!

Keep On Rockin'

buddy in a barber shop quartet.... sounds quite intriguing. Billerica Babe, I get first dibs on the barber-boy, you can have Jon!

To the Walrus: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I suspect it's the ONLY reason Jon's such a well behaved boy, hmmm most of the time, I guess... at least he's apologizing in Misunderstood again...he must be so damn scared....LOL ...honestly: I start to get bored w/ his marital stories: the time has come to write some martial material

LOL, right The Walrus
Oh, no, Jon will never leave Dorothea, it's his big love! I doubt that he's been faithful through all the years, but he won't leave her and the three kids.