Question:
Are the guys in Bon Jovi really that down to earth and nice? Or is that just an act? Because even though I LOVE them, they come across as jerks sometimes.
asked by Akera on Monday, May 24, 2004

Answer:
The band are horrible, evil ogres. The sacrific small farm animals on the weekends and keeps a small tribe of children as personal slaves. They wear clothing made of baby seals pelts and koala fur. They buy barrels of oil and burn it, just to watch th price of gas go up and up and up in the states. They have a magic machine that causes all sorts of geological and meteoroligcal and mechanical events - those tornadoes in the midwest? Bon Jovi's fault. The collapse of the airport terminal in Paris Bon Jovi's fault. The voting debacle on American Idol. Bon Jovi's fault. You see what you want to see. You believe what you need to believe.
answered by BON JOVI INFO HQ on Tuesday, May 25 , 2004 10:43 AM


Thought this was quite funny