funny questions, funny answers!!!!!

people can really keep the oompas busy!!!

Question:
Is it true Jon wears his underwear inside out? Does David really have three arms? Does Tico really have athletes foot? Does Hugh use his hair to make his own guitar strings? Does Richie have false teeth? Did the Oompas used to work for Neverland? Is it true Monmouth County is really its own state? Does money grow on trees? Did Jon really scale the Empire State building to beat Godzilla? Is the box set planned to be released before or after the band ends their career? Will the tour for TLFR begin and end in NJ? Why is it everytime I ask you questions you never answer them? Will the Howard Stern/Jon Bon Jovi braul be recorded for the fans? If it is 5am in NYC what time is it on Pluto? Aw yes and last but not least, is it true for every Bon Jovi album we buy, we get 2 backstage passes to every show in our hometown?
asked by Queen Of Swing on Monday, November 24, 2003


Answer:
Who says he wears underwear? David has 4 arms. Tico doesn't have athlete's foot but he does have tennis elbow and plumber's crack. Hugh used to use his own hair for guitar strings, but now he pulls out clumps from Richie's head. Richie's teeth are real but his left eye isn't (and you though the attraction to the Rat Pack ended with Dean Martin!) Oompas never worked for Neverland. Monmouth County is its own world. Money doesn't grow on trees - but bad rumours do! Jon didn't scale the Empire State Building to fight Godzilla silly - he battled King Kong; get it right! The box set is coming out via brainwaves only - if you zone in on the right wavelength you'll be able to download it directly into your brain. If you can't catch the right wavelength, you get Obie's transmission of SpongeBob reruns. The tour for TLFR will start, run and end in NJ - all within the timeframe of a nanosecond while Jon's in REM sleep. You ask stupid questions? The Stern/Bon Jovi brawl won't be televised but they are starting their own cooking show on the Food Network next Spring. Can't determine time on Pluto unless you tell us if it's Moonlight Savings Time or not. No - no backstage passes but we'll have David come to your home and mow your lawn. (For all of you following this - everything asked and everything answered is a joke. In order to understand, you must have a sense of humor.)
answered by BON JOVI INFO HQ on Monday, November 24 , 2003 10:32

jovigreetings,
Lieve

haha...fun

fun

Maybe they should answer real questions instead of stuff like this. I asked them 3 questions since they exists and none got answered. They were probably too serious.

Aloha !

Yes I think the same about them nowadays. When it's the first time you read them you think it's funny, but after reading them for more then a few times it gets bored reading always the same answers and "jokes". They'd better answer a few interesting questions.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

yepp, i agree with you!

Thanks for the laugh

Stephanie

what a good mention...i wouldn't have got it.

the oompas should really be shot.Why the hell does nobody shoot them?I should do it!!!

I LOVE IT

Dawn

Thanks for sharing!