Thought this might lighten up the mood around here.
I was shown this website
www.gizoogle.net which takes what you search into Google, and translates it into gang speak. What you do is, type in a song like "Bon Jovi what do you got" and click on a lyric site, and then paste the lyrics as a post in this thread.
Some lyric sites don't work with Gizoogle, so just hit back and try a different result. It also gives results to sites like "Wikipizzle" that are also fun.
I did an example, using "What Do You Got?" and came up with this:
"What Do Yo Ass Got, Biatch?" by Bon Jovi
All Y'all wants something, just a lil more
We're makin' a living, n' what tha **** our slick asses livin' for
A rich playa or a skanky man, a pawn or a mackdaddy
Yo ass can live on tha street, you can rule tha whole ghetto
But you don't mean one damn thang
[Chorus]
What do you got, if you ain't gots love
Whatever you got, it just ain't enough
Yo ass is struttin' tha road yo, but yo ass is goin' nowhere
Yo ass is tryin' ta find yo' way home yo, but therez no one there
Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha **** do you hold, up in tha dark of night
Yo ass wanna give up yo, but itz worth tha fight
Yo ass have all tha thangs, dat you've been dreamin' of
If you ain't gots one of mah thugs, yo ass be afraid ta lose
All Y'all needz just one, one of mah thugs ta tell dem tha truth
Maybe I be a thugged-out dreamer yo, but I still believe
I believe up in hope, I believe tha chizzle can git our asses off our knees
[Chorus]
If you ain't gots love, itz all just keepin score
If you ain't gots love, what tha **** tha hell our phat asses bustin it for
I don't wanna have ta rap bout it
How tha **** nuff joints you gotta rap bout it
How tha **** long you gonna live without it
Why do one of mah thugs somewhere have ta doubt it
Somedizzle yo dirty ass is gonna figure it out
[Chorus]
If you ain't gots love, itz all just keepin score
If you ain't gots love, what tha **** tha hell our phat asses doin' it for
Woah, I ain't got, if you ain't got
What do you gots if you ain't gots love
What do you gots if you ain't gots love
What do you gots if you ain't gots
It also changes Wikipedia articles into "Wikipizzle" articles. Here is one about the Because We Can tour:
http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?lin...lSJsrv6jhkLLlA
"Because Our thugged-out asses Can : Da Tour is ghon be tha straight-up original gangsta time up in tha bandz 30 year history dat they is ghon be visitin Bulgaria n' Poland."