I don't usually like making birthday threads for band members but I just wanna prove that I'm a bigger Richie fan than every single one of you.

Especially YOU

*points at you*

So...Happy Birthday Richie Sambora

I wrote a little poem for ya, mate.

Richie,
You're now fifty
But you still look niffty
I would use the word fitty
But I prefer clitty
You may think that this poem is shitty
But you can shut the **** up cos at least I'm not fifty

PS - Ok, so it's not his birthday today but in New Zealand it's his birthday so BOOYAH.