OK, I was driving in my car the other day and the radio DJs were talking about Heather Locklear and I was shouting at the radio: "TALK ABOUT RICHIE!!!!" And guess what? They did! They talked about this scenario that Heather had one described. Here's the story:

Heather was just hanging around the house wearing sweat pants. She was topless. Then Richie comes into the room and casually asks her if she wants tacos for dinner. It was as if he didn't notice she was topless. She was surprised that he hadn't made any remarks.

Then the DJs were talking about how Richie must be too used to his beautiful wife. They were comparing her to candy and saying that Richie has candy every day and how his "candy" wasn't such a big thing anymore. It was totally stupid, but hey, at least they mentioned Richie on the air. It's a real raritey when I hear Bon Jovi or Bon Jovi related stuff on the radio here in Chicago. We're just Bon Jovi deprived over here. It stinks.