How wrong have you heard BJ´s songs?

how wrong have you heard bon jovi songs? Here´s few what I´ve heard:

ITS MY LIFE
I break it saying that I did it my way (Like Frankie said I did it my way)

This is for ones who just did their drown(This is for ones who stood their ground)

ALWAYS
There´s nothing but some peanuts and salt on guitar(There´s nothing but feelings n this old dog kicked up)

YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
You give love a band-aid
You give love to batman

LOL OMG !

ROTFL

Those were damn funny, LOL!!!

Lol, that makes me remember a funny thing. A friend of mine arranged IML for our band and didn't have the lyrics then. So he wrote what he had heard and instead of "Better stand tall..." he wrote "Wednesday town...". Well, I really don't know why he has heard it and what it was supposed to mean...What the hell is a Wednesday Town?

ktf, Johannes

Not particularly funny, but until I *upgraded* from cassette to cd and got lyrics, I thought "you're a loaded gun" from You Give Love A Bad Name was "your love is gone".

ROFL, those were hysterical! :P

For the longest time I always thought that in Blaze of Glory, "colt in your stable" was "I'm a gold digger who's able" - yes, I know it makes no sense!

There is one other, but I don't think I can post it here. It is from Bitter Wine, maybe some of you will know what line I am referring to. For the longest time I did not hear what he was ACTUALLY saying! I actually heard something cleaner!

I think I heard the same thing you did when I first heard that song, because I also thought he said something cleaner-then I heard it on another set of speakers. Bit of a surprise.

LOL, those sound really great

I can't really remember what I heard wrong, Jon's NJ accent made it sometimes really hard to understand the lyrics!