In his page.

HI HUEY. MY NAME IS BON JOVIAL. I'M MAD ABOUT
BON JOVI & YOU OF COURSE. YOU ARE THE BEST I
N THE UNIVERSE ! ! ! I'M MAD ABOUT BON JOVI FROM
THE AGE OF 10. NOW I'M 15 & I STILL LOVE YOU. I
WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. YOU ARE
THE BEST, YOU ARE SO GOOD-LOOKING AS THE
OTHER 4 MEMBERS OF THE BAND. I WOULD LIKE
TO KNOW WHY YOU ARE NOT A OFFICIAL MEMBER?
I WOULD BE GRATEFUL IF YOU ANSWER ME.
BYE, BON JOVIAL


I'm Obie's illegitimate son, so if I was a member
of the band there would be a nepotism problem
since he is Jon's best friend.