I hate Jon

I Hate Jon - to be sung to the tune of It's My Life

This is a song for the bitter b**tards
The jealous, snide, fvcked up jackasses
I'm always gonna be just a face in that crowd
But you'll hear my voice when I shout it out loud

I hate Jon!
More now than ever
Don't you think I'm big and clever?
I just wanna b*tch while I'm alive
I hate Jon!
I think about him each hour, each day
I've got to have it all done my way
I just wanna b*tch while I'm alive

I know you think my voice is an awesome sound
You better all be grateful that I never pipe down
I'll have a new complaint tomorrow make no mistake
Cause Jon should be perfect, I won't give him a break

I hate Jon!
More now than ever
Don't you think I'm big and clever?
I just wanna b*tch while I'm alive
I hate Jon!
I think about him each hour, each day
I've got to have it all done my way
I just wanna b*tch while I'm alive

He can't respond, so I keep calling him out
This way I'm a coward but don't have to back down!

I hate Jon!
More now than ever
Don't you think I'm big and clever?
I just wanna b*tch while I'm alive
I hate Jon!
I think about him each hour, each day
I've got to have it all done my way
I just wanna b*tch while I'm alive
Cause I hate Jon

ok.

Aloha !

Why did you say that you hated Jon again?

Let me explain a few things to you when you want to make a parody. As you probably now I'm the best, but I'll gladly teach you a few things.

1.Make sure that it makes sense.
The first 2 lines make it look like it's a song for the Jon haters, but the 3rd and 4rd line doesn't make sense, as it's sung from the perspective of someone that is not really happy with Jon Bon Jovi, the same story for the chorus.

2.Make the lyrics correct.
I mean "I know you think my voice is awesome sound" WTF is that all about? It should've been something like "I know you think my voice has got an awesome sound. In that way it fits the melody, plus it's correct and doesn't sound like a Chinese man that just finished his first English class.

3.Don't tell any untrue things.
"He can't respond, so I keep calling him out". If he'd register he could respond, just like any other person can do. Plus, a few people might not dare to say the things they say over here in real life, but most of the complainers, and I'm sure the ones that you had in mind when you wrote the song, are no cowards. So no untrue bullsh1t. That's just foolish and makes the song silly.

But overall, a nice attempt of making a good parody, but it's not a classic that wil be remembered. Sorry.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

I liked Thierry's reply better. Sorry.

Aloha !

Yeah I think Thierry's reply is better than yours too. Sorry.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

You're right. Thierry's reply is better than mine.

Aloha !

But ofcourse.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

Indeed. Like Jovimimi always says: you're brilliant.

Aloha !

No, she always says that I'M BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's something completely different.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan

LOL. You're right, of course. YOU'RE BRILLIANT!