I Hate Jon - to be sung to the tune of It's My Life

This is a song for the bitter b**tards
The jealous, snide, fvcked up jackasses
I'm always gonna be just a face in that crowd
But you'll hear my voice when I shout it out loud

I hate Jon!
More now than ever
Don't you think I'm big and clever?
I just wanna b*tch while I'm alive
I hate Jon!
I think about him each hour, each day
I've got to have it all done my way
I just wanna b*tch while I'm alive

I know you think my voice is an awesome sound
You better all be grateful that I never pipe down
I'll have a new complaint tomorrow make no mistake
Cause Jon should be perfect, I won't give him a break

I hate Jon!
More now than ever
Don't you think I'm big and clever?
I just wanna b*tch while I'm alive
I hate Jon!
I think about him each hour, each day
I've got to have it all done my way
I just wanna b*tch while I'm alive

He can't respond, so I keep calling him out
This way I'm a coward but don't have to back down!

I hate Jon!
More now than ever
Don't you think I'm big and clever?
I just wanna b*tch while I'm alive
I hate Jon!
I think about him each hour, each day
I've got to have it all done my way
I just wanna b*tch while I'm alive
Cause I hate Jon