I know some of you losers come running back here as soon as you see something jon related hoping to be the first to post it. I beat you.

IT’S been a great week for celebrity bitchfests — and this time it’s the boys getting catty.

Rant No1 saw KAISER CHIEFS bassist SIMON RIX have a pop at PINK.

He sneered: “She’s just c**p. Fact is, Pink stinks.

“Take a look at that song Dear Mr President — it’s just terrible. The lyrics are idiotic.

“Pink is like a practical joke being played on the world. Can’t say I love the girl.”

No kidding.

But that’s nothing compared to rant no2 — courtesy of JON BON JOVI.

The wrinkly rocker lets rips at ROBBIE WILLIAMS, OASIS, DAVID BECKHAM and BABYSHAMBLES junkie PETE DOHERTY (OK, that’s fair enough) in this month’s Glamour magazine.

BITCH LIST

1. Jon Bon Jovi

2. Simon Rix

3. Gordon Ramsay

4. Elton John

5. Noel Gallagher

On Robbie he said: “That guy? He couldn’t fill a bar. He couldn’t even sell 500 tickets.”

Oasis: “They couldn’t fill a bar, either — and they’re full of themselves.”

Pete: “We’re not familiar with anything other than his antics and the fact he’s always in trouble — I’ve never heard a single one of his songs.”

And in a dig at Beckham, Jon had the nerve to ask: “Is he past his prime?”

That’s rich coming from a bloke who’s had the same hairstyle for the past two decades.

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