If Jon hadn't failed as an actor...
If Jon hadn't FAILED as an actor, would there still be a Bon Jovi? What do you think?
Here are the FACTS:
1. Jon's songwriting has become lazy. Obviously his heart isn't in it anymore.
2. He has lost his singing voice anyway.
3. He is more obsessed about his looks than any hetrosexual male should be. (Maybe he has caught gaydom?) Seeing his blond thinning hair on CNN (the world's most trusted news source, trivia fans) yesterday was the highlight of my otherwise uneventful day.
4. His 'acting' delayed the release of the follow up to These Days by a year or two. That nearly killed the band.
5. He obviously still wants to be an actor since he continues to take roles in Z-list films even Christopher Lambert wouldn't take. And he also said so in yesterday's interview on the world's most trusted news source.
What do you reckon folks?
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