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Old 09-27-2003, 04:18 AM
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I'm with Becky on this, i think its funny! The funniest thing i have read, lets inform everyone that smokes that your arse will sag!
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I have never heard of a saggy ass being a side effect of smoking, but hey, I guess anything is possible! LOL.
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He doesn't sing with his butt.
Well,it's an idea...
Oh God! Suddenly Ace Ventura, Pet Detective flashed through my mind!!



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but maybe we should inform, jon, too
I think they should update the Surgeon General's warning to say, "Smoking may cause cancer, emphasema, heart disease, stroke, harm to unborn children and ass sagging." Maybe that's what happened to Richie's ass. He's been smoking for 20+ years, so instead of sagging, his ass just disappeared alltogether! WHY is the ass sagging component of cigarettes not a major news story?! It's probably the government's fault.

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we all know how famous jon is for his tight butt
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I don't think Jons ass will ever get saggy There are many ways to make it tight rinning up the stairs 4 example...
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OMG, I am with Sambo-Chris on this one. The man doesn't sing with his arse, so even if it winds up dragging on the ground, I could care less. Of course a dragging arse may affect his dancing, but that is a different story.
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just heard that apparantly smoking makes ur ass saggy
correct me if im wrong but doesnt jon smoke?
now we all know how famous jon is for his tight butt, so does it mean hes got a chance of it going a bit... well... less firm (shock-horror for all fans of his ass!) ? how much does he smoke per day?
oh no! now you got me worried! what are we going to do if jon's ass becomes saggy?
if we don't want to find another rockstar to worship for his tight ass we should force jon quit smoking!
or else.... i don't even want to think about it!...
who cares about how smoking affects his voice? we only care about his perfect ass... and if it becomes ugly i won't go to another concert!




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hey sorry if i sounded a bit "backstage"-y, but im more worried about his voice than his butt really, but i just like his butt a lot too!
it is strange that on cigarette packets they go on about diseases that youve never heard of, that u can get from smoking, cos they should put things that ppl really are worried about, like the way it makes u age, or if it really does make ur bum sag (tho jon doesnt look aged/saggy at all).
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He doesn't sing with his butt.
Well,it's an idea...
Oh God! Suddenly Ace Ventura, Pet Detective flashed through my mind!!



KTF!
Holy crud! Immagine Jon doing that! Now that's wrong.

Ladies, don't worry about Jon's tight butt. I think he's cut down. At least he's stopped posing with cigarettes in photos.
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