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Old 02-01-2010, 04:49 PM
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This is why I worry about being sarcastic on here. But then I **** that worry and say something sarcastic anyway.

Or if sometimes if I insult someone like James in a jokey-way, I'm worried he might think I'm just being nasty to him so I wonder if I should put some smileys in my post to make it look more light-hearted :/ But then I remember I don't give a shit about James or his feelings and forget the smileys.

It's a curious thing, really.
I have read somewhere that the smiles were started to be used exactly because of that. In literature the writers often make their irony through their tone. But when we just write a quick reply it is hard to chose the right vocabulary to suggest the intended but hidden meaning with right precision. Hence the smiles and icons. To make things easier.

But if we do not give a shit, it is a different story
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Old 02-01-2010, 06:02 PM
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Dorothea looks like a milf. I would hit on her at 4 in the morning after about 7 or 8 beers.

She should take legal actions. Then with the money, change her look.

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Old 02-02-2010, 03:11 AM
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It's blatantly obvious what happened:

During HAND Jon and Jen got close, two cheerful musicians, it was bound to happen.

The chemistry developed:



This led Bon Jovi to 'experiment' with a country record, despite the fact it was Jennifer Nettles secret influence behind it.

The suprising success of LH led Jon to go for a younger model:


Uncle Richie, annoyed at not porking anyone in a while, makes Jon hire Lorenza Ponce then tries it on with her live:



VIDEO PROOF! Watch from 3 mins onwards:

Unfortunately for Uncle Richie it appears Lorenzas taken and Jonny ain't gonna get Jen or Leann back so they have to turn to the last resort: Each other.



PS - Don't ask why I keep referring to him as Uncle Richie, I'm drunk as I type this.
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Nice to see someone with a sense of humour ^
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Can he kiss me like that?????
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I thought that pic looked familiar...
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Matrix, that may be my new favorite post ever, anywhere on the internet.
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Can he kiss me like that?????
I do not know...

Hm... probably not! Or at least it is a questionable matter. Because if he kisses you, other women (including me, of course) will also want that favour. So there would be a long, long queue...
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Can he kiss me like that?????
Could you be as good looking as that?
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It's blatantly obvious what happened:

During HAND Jon and Jen got close, two cheerful musicians, it was bound to happen.

The chemistry developed:



This led Bon Jovi to 'experiment' with a country record, despite the fact it was Jennifer Nettles secret influence behind it.

The suprising success of LH led Jon to go for a younger model:


Uncle Richie, annoyed at not porking anyone in a while, makes Jon hire Lorenza Ponce then tries it on with her live:



VIDEO PROOF! Watch from 3 mins onwards:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FihojlPMjQ8

Unfortunately for Uncle Richie it appears Lorenzas taken and Jonny ain't gonna get Jen or Leann back so they have to turn to the last resort: Each other.



PS - Don't ask why I keep referring to him as Uncle Richie, I'm drunk as I type this.
Matrix, I'm your fan.
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