Aloha !
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Originally Posted by JoviForever
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Originally Posted by Supersonic
If Jon will divorce his coming out could finally be settled.
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Yeah, coz Jon splitting from his wife OBVIOUSLY confirms he's gay! 
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Oh dear, this Backstager is missing the joke again. But because I am in such a good mood today I will explain it to you.
Dear Joviforever, I know Jon isn't gay, or at least has never shared his feelings for men in any way. I also know that splitting from his wife doesn't confirm him being gay. However, because he often wears clothes only gay men would wear, and sometimes has this seed begging look in his eyes (this is very obvious on the TLFR promo pictures) , it makes you think if he doesn't have any feelings towards men whatsoever, which is why I made this joke.
Backstagers however, don't see these sort of things at all, as they think that look in Jon's eyes is for them. But it isn't. Jon gets turned on when he sees himself back at those pictures. In fact he's bisexual (maybe trisexual). He loves women (a bit), he loves himself (a lot) and he likes men (though didn't admit this yet).
I hope you'll be able to face these things and get over the disappointments without getting very mad and warning all your Backstabfriends again.
Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan