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Old 05-11-2005, 08:38 PM
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If Jon will divorce his coming out could finally be settled.
Yeah, coz Jon splitting from his wife OBVIOUSLY confirms he's gay!
Oh dear, this Backstager is missing the joke again. But because I am in such a good mood today I will explain it to you.

Dear Joviforever, I know Jon isn't gay, or at least has never shared his feelings for men in any way. I also know that splitting from his wife doesn't confirm him being gay. However, because he often wears clothes only gay men would wear, and sometimes has this seed begging look in his eyes (this is very obvious on the TLFR promo pictures) , it makes you think if he doesn't have any feelings towards men whatsoever, which is why I made this joke.

Backstagers however, don't see these sort of things at all, as they think that look in Jon's eyes is for them. But it isn't. Jon gets turned on when he sees himself back at those pictures. In fact he's bisexual (maybe trisexual). He loves women (a bit), he loves himself (a lot) and he likes men (though didn't admit this yet).

I hope you'll be able to face these things and get over the disappointments without getting very mad and warning all your Backstabfriends again.

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For anyone who doesn't understand this I'll sum it up for you; Seb is attracted to Jon
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For anyone who doesn't understand this I'll sum it up for you; Seb is attracted to Jon
ahem, who isn't?

You know it takes a lot more 'manliness' to come out and admit this, even if it is only a joke, then to deny the possibilities completely.

Besides, according to other recent accusations, I'd say Seb would think Jon is a bit too old for him anyway
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For anyone who doesn't understand this I'll sum it up for you; Seb is attracted to Jon
Neil, one time was funny, but repeating the same "joke" in one topic in is a bit over the top. The same for repeating it in another topic within the same week.

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For anyone who doesn't understand this I'll sum it up for you; Seb is attracted to Jon
Neil, one time was funny, but repeating the same "joke" in one topic in is a bit over the top. The same for repeating it in another topic within the same week.

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So it's ok for you to make many jokes about Jon being gay but I can't make two about you? lol
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So it's ok for you to make many jokes about Jon being gay but I can't make two about you? lol
I don't make the same jokes in the same topic on the same day.

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Yes Jon in a pub talking about his divorce .... icon_rolleyes.gif best place to discuss about that with friends
Why? You don't go out for drinks with friends and discuss what is going on in your life?

Anyway, I doubt there is any truth to it either. It was probably just started by a bored waitress or something.
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