Originally Posted by ticos_stick

They'll make a film about this one day. The crippled ex rockstar who wants one more shot of hitting the big time. The locals are unsure at first but JBJ's charisma and blinding white teeth win them over in the end and Jon takes the Buffalo Bills to the Superbowl. But at half time the bills are down ten points. The team are dejected and coach Buck doesn't know how to turn the game around against the mighty Boston Beavers. That's when Jon (played by Al Pacino) bursts into the dressing room and performs a stomping version of This Is Our House which reduces grown men to tears. The team immediately take the energy and power from Jon's performance and go on to win the game 123-10. The team are then renamed the Bongiovi Pasta Sauce Bills and everyone is fine with it because Jon saved them from mediocrity.

It has Oscar written all over it.