I took the liberty of running Seb's post though the Net-Geek-O-Matic Translator (tm), this is what came out...
Quote:
|
I am a worthless husk of a human being. I was picked on relentlessly at school for my anal retentive personality and tendency to wet my pants at random. I consider Jedi my religion. The only things I know about women I learnt from stealing my Dad's porn out of the rubbish. I have severe self-esteem issues, and therefore in a vain attempt to make myself feel better I belittle and make stupid, baseless accusations about people in places I know they won't be around to defend themselves. Were I to meet said people, I would probably shit my pants, fall to my knews and wail "Please don't hurt me!" I will die alone, a complete failure who accomplished nothing in my life expect win employee of the month at MacDonalds more times than anyone else.
|
You too can have your own Net-Geek-O-Matic Translator (tm) *, only $9.95 from Justice Enterprises! Act now and get a free set of plastic handled steak knives I swiped from a department store.
* Caution: may cause nausea and birth defects