Aloha !
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Originally Posted by Justice
I took the liberty of running Seb's post though the Net-Geek-O-Matic Translator (tm), this is what came out...
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I am a worthless husk of a human being. I was picked on relentlessly at school for my anal retentive personality and tendency to wet my pants at random. I consider Jedi my religion. The only things I know about women I learnt from stealing my Dad's porn out of the rubbish. I have severe self-esteem issues, and therefore in a vain attempt to make myself feel better I belittle and make stupid, baseless accusations about people in places I know they won't be around to defend themselves. Were I to meet said people, I would probably **** my pants, fall to my knews and wail "Please don't hurt me!" I will die alone, a complete failure who accomplished nothing in my life expect win employee of the month at MacDonalds more times than anyone else.
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For someone who registred and posted because of a topic I made you show a lot of obsessive behaviour to me. This reply I quoted again shows this. I am not your type, so be quiet and actually talk about the topic subject instead of me. Thank you.
Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan