Jon in today's Sun newspaper

Goldsausage · #21 01-30-2009, 11:33 PM

I would assume him and Richie had a fall out.

"So Hugh...you know how I've not made you an official member? Well I'd decided to have my say on it.....HA HA!"

"Aw c'mon Jon, that's just mean

"

"Are you standing up to me Richie?"

"No, I'm standing up for Hugh"

"Shit I always forget you're cleverer (and better looking) than me"

"

"

*5 minutes silence, they all look around at each other...except Tico who is painting his bottled up feelings onto paper. Hugh finally grows some balls to stand up to Jon and DEMAND his rightful place as an official member*

"Please may I be an official member Mr Jon Bon Jovi Sir, please?"

"I'll think about it. Thought about it. No."

*Richie intervenes...again. He's like a woman!*

"Oh Jon you're just jealous that Hugh is more talented than you, better looking than you, bigger than you and has better hair than you"

*Jon don't look no happy*

"Oh yeah, I went there! I said it!"

*Jon slaps Richie*

*Richie slaps Jon*

*David slaps Tico*

*Jon kicks Richie*

*Richie pushes Jon*

*Jon steps on Richie's toe*

*Jon gets bored and scratches his arm*

Ferret · #22 01-30-2009, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Kathleen

One would think that a newspaper would have more important things to talk about. Nice t-shirt though.

The Sun's hardly a newspaper. It's a shitty tabloid rag that's more or less a gossip magazine in newspaper form. I don't know, maybe you've been relieved of these awful publications in the states, but there's plently in the UK.

****ing hate tabloids.

liljovi93 · #23 01-31-2009, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldsausage II

I would assume him and Richie had a fall out.

"So Hugh...you know how I've not made you an official member? Well I'd decided to have my say on it.....HA HA!"

"Aw c'mon Jon, that's just mean

"

"Are you standing up to me Richie?"

"No, I'm standing up for Hugh"

"Shit I always forget you're cleverer (and better looking) than me"

"

"

*5 minutes silence, they all look around at each other...except Tico who is painting his bottled up feelings onto paper. Hugh finally grows some balls to stand up to Jon and DEMAND his rightful place as an official member*

"Please may I be an official member Mr Jon Bon Jovi Sir, please?"

"I'll think about it. Thought about it. No."

*Richie intervenes...again. He's like a woman!*

"Oh Jon you're just jealous that Hugh is more talented than you, better looking than you, bigger than you and has better hair than you"

*Jon don't look no happy*

"Oh yeah, I went there! I said it!"

*Jon slaps Richie*

*Richie slaps Jon*

*David slaps Tico*

*Jon kicks Richie*

*Richie pushes Jon*

*Jon steps on Richie's toe*

*Jon gets bored and scratches his arm*

Haha, that was crap until the very end and that part really made me laugh.

KeepTheFaith2211 · #24 01-31-2009, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldsausage II

I would assume him and Richie had a fall out.

"So Hugh...you know how I've not made you an official member? Well I'd decided to have my say on it.....HA HA!"

"Aw c'mon Jon, that's just mean

"

"Are you standing up to me Richie?"

"No, I'm standing up for Hugh"

"Shit I always forget you're cleverer (and better looking) than me"

"

"

*5 minutes silence, they all look around at each other...except Tico who is painting his bottled up feelings onto paper. Hugh finally grows some balls to stand up to Jon and DEMAND his rightful place as an official member*

"Please may I be an official member Mr Jon Bon Jovi Sir, please?"

"I'll think about it. Thought about it. No."

*Richie intervenes...again. He's like a woman!*

"Oh Jon you're just jealous that Hugh is more talented than you, better looking than you, bigger than you and has better hair than you"

*Jon don't look no happy*

"Oh yeah, I went there! I said it!"

*Jon slaps Richie*

*Richie slaps Jon*

*David slaps Tico*

*Jon kicks Richie*

*Richie pushes Jon*

*Jon steps on Richie's toe*

*Jon gets bored and scratches his arm*

Not on top form tnoight, Oliver.

liljovi93 · #25 01-31-2009, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeepTheFaith2211

Not on top form tnoight, Oliver.

Lol.. Neither is your spelling

I've got a feeling i'm going to mess up now lol

KeepTheFaith2211 · #26 01-31-2009, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liljovi93

Lol.. Neither is your spelling

I've got a feeling i'm going to mess up now lol

Damn it!

liljovi93 · #27 01-31-2009, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeepTheFaith2211

Damn it!

Haha. Not to worry. I can't believe i bought "The Sun" for nothing!

severo17 · #28 01-31-2009, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldsausage II

I would assume him and Richie had a fall out.

"So Hugh...you know how I've not made you an official member? Well I'd decided to have my say on it.....HA HA!"

"Aw c'mon Jon, that's just mean

"

"Are you standing up to me Richie?"

"No, I'm standing up for Hugh"

"Shit I always forget you're cleverer (and better looking) than me"

"

"

*5 minutes silence, they all look around at each other...except Tico who is painting his bottled up feelings onto paper. Hugh finally grows some balls to stand up to Jon and DEMAND his rightful place as an official member*

"Please may I be an official member Mr Jon Bon Jovi Sir, please?"

"I'll think about it. Thought about it. No."

*Richie intervenes...again. He's like a woman!*

"Oh Jon you're just jealous that Hugh is more talented than you, better looking than you, bigger than you and has better hair than you"

*Jon don't look no happy*

"Oh yeah, I went there! I said it!"

*Jon slaps Richie*

*Richie slaps Jon*

*David slaps Tico*

*Jon kicks Richie*

*Richie pushes Jon*

*Jon steps on Richie's toe*

*Jon gets bored and scratches his arm*

LOOL
That last part was awesome dude.

kenobi_on_a_prayer · #29 01-31-2009, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldsausage II

I would assume him and Richie had a fall out.

"So Hugh...you know how I've not made you an official member? Well I'd decided to have my say on it.....HA HA!"

"Aw c'mon Jon, that's just mean

"

"Are you standing up to me Richie?"

"No, I'm standing up for Hugh"

"Shit I always forget you're cleverer (and better looking) than me"

"

"

*5 minutes silence, they all look around at each other...except Tico who is painting his bottled up feelings onto paper. Hugh finally grows some balls to stand up to Jon and DEMAND his rightful place as an official member*

"Please may I be an official member Mr Jon Bon Jovi Sir, please?"

"I'll think about it. Thought about it. No."

*Richie intervenes...again. He's like a woman!*

"Oh Jon you're just jealous that Hugh is more talented than you, better looking than you, bigger than you and has better hair than you"

*Jon don't look no happy*

"Oh yeah, I went there! I said it!"

*Jon slaps Richie*

*Richie slaps Jon*

*David slaps Tico*

*Jon kicks Richie*

*Richie pushes Jon*

*Jon steps on Richie's toe*

*Jon gets bored and scratches his arm*

ROFLMAO... that was absolutely terrible! But I can't stop laughing

Kathleen · #30 01-31-2009, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferret

The Sun's hardly a newspaper. It's a shitty tabloid rag that's more or less a gossip magazine in newspaper form. I don't know, maybe you've been relieved of these awful publications in the states, but there's plently in the UK.

****ing hate tabloids.

I couldn't agree more. And no - we haven't been relieved of tabloids here either. We have plenty but they tend to be the sort that have headlines "Alien had Elvis baby" or 5 year old gives birth to quintuplets or something equally ignorable.

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