Jon Selling the family Dodge Viper?

Another sign that money is getting a little tight?



The Facebook post contains the pic above and this general information at DriveDavid.com. But how are we to know it's really Jon's Dodge Viper that's for sale?

Well, let's call it definitely possibly, then. He said in an interview that bought his first Viper because his Maserati had become "too bling!"

I don't think he has an issue with money. Maybe it's a great trick, like the one he does with his houses. If this car model's worth is A, then this specific car of JBJ worths 10xA. If you are famous, you can buy things and resell them for bigger money.

Well, with only two years' depreciation plus his name, he's got a good shot of getting what he originally paid for it.

LOL -- and wasn't there an episode where Al was supposed to win a Dodge Viper as a prize for driving one million miles in the Dodge he'd had since high school?

Hmmm, I wish my money was as tight as Jon's. I'd love to deal with the hardship of having to choose between the 15 million dollar penthouse or the 17 million dollar penthouse.*


*Actually, I'd never live in such an extravagant home... I'd just fix up the house I have, find a way to shelter more kitties, adopt a kid, and wish everyone at work well because they wouldn't be seeing me again.

Hopefully, Jon learned a lesson from his adventure trying to buy a major league American football team: it's not what you're worth, it's what you can afford to pay. What's the point of spending tens of millions on a penthouse if you'd have to take in boarders just to keep the lights on?

Okay, this is nuts -- less than an hour later, I come across this???

Last month, the Signature Group...private jet leasing company...successfully sued (rapper) Lil Wayne for $2 million over missed payments...(His) Miami Beach mansion was raided by police and his assets were seized on orders from a judge stemming from (the) civil case...including what appeared to be wrapped artwork...

Lil Wayne responded...on Twitter: "It's days like 2day dat make me ? everything, even myself...But I guess dis is da thx I get. Sum times it's tough 2b tough & even tougher 2b me."

Newsflash -- getting sued and raided is the thanks you're SUPPOSED to get when you decide to hoard your assets rather than use them to pay off your debts. And try being "tough" enough to live within your means for now on, you pity-partying deadbeat!!!