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Old 04-16-2011, 04:03 AM
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I just realised something.... you used names of the band's songs to put together a pun based joke.

Brilliant.
Duh........................
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Something, something.... something as my guitar lies bleeding in my arms.
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I bet the crook went and said 'Damned' when he was caught!
No doubt he'll be 'Livin on a Prayer' in a jail cell now.
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We're "Always" comedians.

The cops are probably singing It's Hard Letting You Go <snicker>
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hopefully the crook doesn't Come Back. Jon might even be capable of firing a Bullet if he sees him...
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I just realised something.... you used names of the band's songs to put together a pun based joke.

Brilliant.
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more to the point, since when was "burglarized" a real word?
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more to the point, since when was "burglarized" a real word?
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/burglarized

burglarize
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Also found in: Legal 0.01 sec.
bur·glar·ize (būrgl-rz)
v. bur·glar·ized, bur·glar·iz·ing, bur·glar·iz·es
v.tr.
1. To enter and steal from (a building or other premises).
2. To commit burglary against: The second-floor tenants have been burglarized twice.
v.intr.
To commit burglary.
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