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Old 03-20-2004, 04:59 PM
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Jon wanted to go on a long trip to see the world,
but before he left he put a chastity belt on Dorothea,
and asked Richie to hang on to the key.
- If I'm not back in two years, I want you to set her free,
Jon said and left.
20 minutes later Richie caught up to him and Jon asked:
- What's wrong?
- You gave me the wrong key...


Jon to the audience:
"Once in your life you write a really great song
that becomes a huge hit.
But until I write that, I'd like to sing this song..."

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Jon to the audience:
"Once in your life you write a really great song
that becomes a huge hit.
But until I write that, I'd like to sing this song..."
This was said by Noel Gallagher during the Be Here Now tour.

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Old 03-20-2004, 05:12 PM
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Jon to the audience:
"Once in your life you write a really great song
that becomes a huge hit.
But until I write that, I'd like to sing this song..."
This was said by Noel Gallagher during the Be Here Now tour.

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This was said by Noel Gallagher during the Be Here Now tour.
Whoa, you knew that?! HOW did you know that? [/i]
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This was said by Noel Gallagher during the Be Here Now tour.
Whoa, you knew that?! HOW did you know that? [/i]
I've read lots of quotes from the Gallagher brothers, they (and especially Noel) make(s) lots of comments like these. I've remembered most of them, and this one was said by him for sure several times during that tour.

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well wooop de doo for you supersonic
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well wooop de doo for you supersonic
he wasn't bragging, nor even pleased with himself for knowing that, so what's your problem?
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Old 03-21-2004, 11:39 PM
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who sed i had a problem? isnt any1 alowed to make strange little cheers everynow and again? oh, and i think Liam gallagher is a twat but thatz another thing alltogether
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who sed i had a problem? isnt any1 alowed to make strange little cheers everynow and again? oh, and i think Liam gallagher is a **** but thatz another thing alltogether
And Liam Gallagher didn't say this.

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didnt say he did say it. hes probably not intelligent enuf to come up with sumthing like that neway. But Noel seems a nice chap.. but i dont wanna turn this thread into an Oasis one so il just stop there
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