Letterman RULES

David Letterman - December 9, 2002

Top Ten Surprises In The 12,000-Page Iraqi Declaration

10. First 5,000 pages are kind of wordy

9. The inspirational foreword by Larry King

8. Iraq's most dangerous weapon: a rocket-powered goat

7. Using Saddam's system, fans are 80 percent more successful when betting against the spread in interconference games

6. At several points "plutonium" is crossed out and "chocolate milk" is written in

5. The whimsical cartoon character "Blinky" who introduces each chapter

4. Hilarious joke about Saddam's mother-in-law's meatloaf and weapons of mass destruction

3. For a while Tariq Aziz wrestled under name "Iron Sheik"

2. Declaration number one -- Bon Jovi rules!

1. More fun than Al Gore's new book

Gota love Letterman!

Hope everyone saw that!! Isn't that awesome

BOUNCE,
Ryan

Leno and Conan are better.

Damn it KRB!!! That wasn't the point
Isn't that great though??


BOUNCE,
Ryan

letterman...whos he then? Some Scally?

BOUNCE,
Ryan