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Old 07-13-2003, 07:40 AM
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Quote:
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot to the heart and your Kool-Aid
Baby you give love a Band-Aid.
Correct Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
Baby you give love a bad name.


Quote:
Misheard Lyrics:
Shock through the heart and you're too late.
Correct Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame.
in the beginning i used to think it was Shot through the heart and youre too late

Quote:
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no Santa Clause, it was all a lie.
Correct Lyrics:
I can't believe it was all a lie.
i thought that too

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Misheard Lyrics:
No silent prayer for faith retarded
Correct Lyrics:
No silent prayer for faith departed
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Misheard Lyrics:
This ain't a song for the broken hearted,
A silent prayer for fifty farted
Correct Lyrics:
This ain't a song for the broken hearted,
No silent prayer for faith departed
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Old 07-13-2003, 08:08 AM
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Misheard Lyrics:
There's no Santa Clause, it was all a lie.
Correct Lyrics:
I can't believe it was all a lie.


i thought that too
Before they released Crush you could preview the songs on the internet. The version of SIIS on the internet had that Santa Clause line in it, the one on the album had the I just can't believe line. There were more changes, like the drum loop from the intro to Two Story Town, which was longer on the internet. (about 10 seconds)

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Old 07-13-2003, 09:49 AM
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I got confused with the lyrics of Hey God

Misheard Lyric
Like a saint she's got the plague
Correct Lyric
Like a saint she don't complain
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Old 07-13-2003, 01:01 PM
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i got confused...

hearing all about lovin' you...

i thought it went:

there's only one way to rock, there's only one way to roll

and then i realised that i'd confused it with a good song
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Old 07-14-2003, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by letitrock
i got confused...

hearing all about lovin' you...

i thought it went:

there's only one way to rock, there's only one way to roll

and then i realised that i'd confused it with a good song



I got these from the infamous "kisstheguy.com" website.

The real lyrics were:
I want to be as close as
your holy ghost is

But I misheard them as:
I want to be as close as
your roller coasters.

The real lyrics were:
I want to be as close as your holy ghost is.

But I misheard them as:
I want to be as close as a lonely clothespin

The real lyrics were:
These five words I swear to you

But I misheard them as:
Fee Fi Fo I swear to you

The real lyrics were:
This ain't a song for the brokenhearted...

But I misheard them as:
This ain't a song for the broken potty...

The real lyrics were:
This ain't a song for the broken hearted.

But I misheard them as:
This ain't a song for the baby farted.(lol)

The real lyrics were:
Thank you for loving me,
for being my eyes.

But I misheard them as:
Thank you for loving me,
for pee in my eyes.

The real lyrics were:
You give love a bad name

But I misheard them as:
You give love a bandaid

The real lyrics were:
Shot through the heart,
and you're to blame,
you give love a bad name.

But I misheard them as:
Satula heart,
and you're to blame,
you give love to Batman

The real lyrics were:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame.
Darling, you give love a bad name.

But I misheard them as:
Shocked to the heart and you're to blame.
Darling, you need love badly.
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Old 07-14-2003, 10:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by letitrock
i got confused...

hearing all about lovin' you...

i thought it went:

there's only one way to rock, there's only one way to roll

and then i realised that i'd confused it with a good song
LOL
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