I think Jon has a weird way of singing and he just seems to mumble or make up his own..... don't get me wrong I LOVE his voice and strangely enough as soon as you know what he is singing, he's as clear as a bell!! My friend and I have laughed a lot about how often we have gotten the lyrics wrong... quite embarressing considering English is our first language...

I can't remember all of the misheard lyrics but a few I remember that I have misheard were:
Bed of Roses: I want to be as close as the Holy Ghost is.. I thought he said I want to be as close as Holy Moses
It's my life: Like Frankie said I did it my way.. I blink and say I did it my way
Just older: I'm not old, just older... I'm not old, just Lionel

That's all I can remember now, there are loads more... but I guess embarressment has taken over.. My friend came up with the best though with the chorus of One Wild Night, she thought he said I want fried rice... oh, well.....

Tash