I was buying you flowers..

I slipped and hit my head...

I was unconscious

Someone stole my wallet

I had amnesia

I wandered aimlessly

I found the pick-pocket...

...And chased him...

...Into a bad situation!

They put me in a box..

...And dumped me in the river!

I floated for hours

Finally I landed ashore

I just wanted to go home...

...But I was mistakenly arrested...

...And put behind bars

They finally caught the real crook

I ended up outside a secret club

I was frontrow at a bon jovi concert...

..And my memory came back!

I was attacked by dogs...

...They ripped my clothes off

Finally I made it into your bedroom...

...And just then an earthquake hit...

...And this girl fell through the ceiling


No need to say when the subtitles show, you just see everything happen.