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Old 07-31-2013, 01:21 AM
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Here's my conversation with a check out worker today.

Me: Hi.

Check out girl: Hi.

Me: Can I use my bank card to pay?

Check out girl: Yes of course.

Me: Thanks.

Check out girl: That's £17.67

Me: Ok

Check out girl: Thank you

Me: Bye

Check out girl: Bye bye


Pretty exciting if you ask me.
Definitely pretty exciting stuff. here's a conversation I had with the check out girl and Walgreen's today:

Me: Hi!

Her: Hello Good Afternoon! We have some Doritos on special.

Me: Cool! I think I'll take a bag of the cool ranch ones.

Her: nice shirt (I had this metallica whiskey in the jar shirt on)

Me: Oh thanks! I like your necklace! (She had this cross necklace on)

Her: Thanks! that would be $12.96

Me: ......

Her: dude!

Me: huh?!

Her: $12.96

Me: Oh ok!

Then I paid and got out....
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Old 07-31-2013, 01:24 AM
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Definitely pretty exciting stuff. here's a conversation I had with the check out girl and Walgreen's today:

Me: Hi!

Her: Hello Good Afternoon! We have some Doritos on special.

Me: Cool! I think I'll take a bag of the cool ranch ones.

Her: nice shirt (I had this metallica whiskey in the jar shirt on)

Me: Oh thanks! I like your necklace! (She had this cross necklace on)

Her: Thanks! that would be $12.96

Me: ......

Her: dude!

Me: huh?!

Her: $12.96

Me: Oh ok!

Then I paid and got out....
Classic stuff.

I sense a bit of flirtation on her part. When a girl talks about Doritos it only means one thing..
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Old 07-31-2013, 05:57 AM
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Her: $12.96
You paid $12.96 for a bag of Doritos ON SPECIAL?! Where do you shop man?
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Old 07-31-2013, 06:43 AM
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You paid $12.96 for a bag of Doritos ON SPECIAL?! Where do you shop man?
oh no dude, you missunderstood, it was $12.95 for everything, I just didn't mention all. just that she offered me a bag of Doritos, on special. it was one of those $1.09 bags at $0.85

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oh no dude, you missunderstood, it was $12.95 for everything, I just didn't mention all. just that she offered me a bag of Doritos, on special. it was one of those $1.09 bags at $0.85

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Ah right sweet, that's a deal if I ever saw one!
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Old 07-31-2013, 11:39 AM
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My conversation with Bon Jovi about my 7 year old cousin:

Me: Hey Jon

Jon: Hey Ron Boy

Me: God, they're shiny teeth you have Jonny. What the f**k you putting on them?

Jon: It's all natural baby. Like my hair. You know, I have to get up off my knees, learn how to fly and live my life. I don't have time for cosmetic niceties.

Me: I have a 7 year old cousin who wants to meet you.

Jon: Nah man, like I say, I'm too busy. Introduce her to Obie.

Me: Em....no.
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Old 07-31-2013, 11:47 AM
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So I was listening Bon Jovi and my little 7 years old sister comes shouting "CAN YOU PLEASE STOP THE MUSIC YOU'RE HEARING THIS GUYS ALL DAY I'M SICK" and then she left.
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Definitely pretty exciting stuff. here's a conversation I had with the check out girl and Walgreen's today:

Me: Hi!

Her: Hello Good Afternoon! We have some Doritos on special.

Me: Cool! I think I'll take a bag of the cool ranch ones.

Her: nice shirt (I had this metallica whiskey in the jar shirt on)

Me: Oh thanks! I like your necklace! (She had this cross necklace on)

Her: Thanks! that would be $12.96

Me: ......

Her: dude!

Me: huh?!

Her: $12.96

Me: Oh ok!

Then I paid and got out....
You bought her necklace off her for $12.96?!
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Old 08-03-2013, 06:44 AM
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