God this is ridiculous...A friend of mine roped me into a karaoke contest here and I will be doing Runaway and Bed of Roses. 1st prize is a 7 night hotel suite wherever I want, whenever I want 2nd is 3 nights. I got fourth place last time because I didn't have a costume. I lost to this skanky chick who had a good voice and who wore reeeally tight pants and almost nothing on top,...., so I was thinking, 'how can I compete with that? So, what would you guys do for a costume for bon jovi that would get a crowd into it and laughing (pride is no issue here...I sold it for the ten bucks my friend gave me to compete). It can't be expensive. I have some flashy black Diesel pants that a friend gave me that sit on my shelf and get no use (where oh where to wear a pair of shiny black pants...) that may be appropriate, but I am thinking eighties style would be a better route and get a better response.

So, any ideas about any of this at all? What are some stupid things I could do onstage besides be spazmatic that would get the crowd moving and shouting? I would sing prayer, but I just can't sing that damn high for that long, I would pass out...although that would make a good finish.

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