How about this thing they do on Conan sometimes, I think it's also in the SAT's or something... Where they have sentences like hand is to glove like foot is to...

...shoe.

Anyways, it could be turned into a Bon Jovi thing. Let's try it just for clarity's sake, I'll start. Let me know what you think, if you think this would work...

(easy Jon is to Dorothea like Richie is to ...