From "Rolling Stoned";

"Long time New Jersey band Bon Jovi, is going to War. The band has purchased a Nazi Warship, retreating to Siberia to write rash Death Metal tunes in attempt to overhaul new album. "This really is a new chapter in our career" states the Girly-Boy Rocker. The allegedly overhauled new album bares some refreshingly gory song titles, including: Have a Bad Day, Who Says You Can't Go To Hell, and Bells of Slavery. More Info to Come.."

Well maybe the new album will be cool after all.

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