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"The band will be delighting fans with a new stage design featuring the Gas Chamber for fan club members. Tickets start at $405,098. The chamber will feature a sweet gas halfway through the show, where screaming, wailing Fan Club members will be put to sleep, tied up with chains, and will be dragged behind the official Bon Jovi tour bus. They will not be fed. All proceeds go to the Jon Bon Jovi Multi-Millionaire Fund."
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